In response to "how come you're so crabby today? "How come you're NOT crabby?!"
In response to having to run the mile in Phy-Ed: “At least it’s cloudy – that means more oxygen. Sun melts oxygen. Clouds give oxygen”
In response to typing in a web address: "I can't do it! I can't find those two dots!" (the colon in the http://)
Found on a powerpoint entitled "About Me": "I hate my mom"
